Posted 3 hours ago

godotal:

I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.

Posted 14 hours ago

glamourpearlsandpolkadots:

rootsmyroots:

i have a way higher standard for showers now

Is there a shower fandom because I think I’m a part of it now.

(Source: myangeldestiel)

Posted 14 hours ago
Posted 14 hours ago
ddarkahn:

This seriously happened live today on a news program in Brazil

ddarkahn:

This seriously happened live today on a news program in Brazil

Posted 14 hours ago

0000000000000000000000999:

bearzerky:

tishue:

birb

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*clap clap clapclapclap*

Posted 14 hours ago

scoobydoof:

mom, dad, can i have a boy girl party this year for my birthday??? i’m gonna be 35 this year and idk i just think i should be allowed to now. 

Posted 14 hours ago

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

Posted 14 hours ago
emboars:

bonus round: explain why it would fit them best!

emboars:

bonus round: explain why it would fit them best!

(Source: seers)

Posted 14 hours ago

franklyrebecca:

just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents

Posted 14 hours ago
  1. me: i like this character
  2. me:
  3. me:
  4. me: they're going to die, aren't they